After much consideration, and a decision deeply stemmed from the realization that there is no time for much else, we have made the minor effort of adding a new section to mendax.org, which you see from the icon to the right, is sinister and pirated. However, this pirating is legal, for it is not piracy of intellectual property, but vaguely reminiscent of piracy on the high seas – in this case, digital sea piracy.
For those of you who use computers and play games, and who are positively retarded, you may be unaware of World of Warcraft (WoW), a game so rock solid that golems the world over are jealous.
Rather than explain why WoW is the greatest Massively Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game (MMORPG) ever, I will allow you to read the aforelinked hyperlink. What I will mention, however, is that those chosen among us have played WoW since its release, and have banded together to form a guild, which is like an online gang, or in this case, an online cartel.
On the Bleeding Hollow server, we’ve created an Alliance guild, and even have a little-used forum . I recommend those who play WoW, or are even remotely considering it, should check our little forum out, and join our sinister gang of online criminals. We may be members of the Alliance, but we’re all bad at heart, and in-game, seek to dominate trickery, thievery, smuggling of booze, distribution of drugs, and all other evil things throughout the lands. We’re kind of like Smeagol and Han Solo rolled into one, only not slimy, and not smeared by Lucas’ insanity.
From this day forward, expect mendax.org to keep tabs on the Shadow Cartel, so members and non-members alike can be aware of our overt dealings.
From the shadows we strike, for gold and glory; The Shadow Cartel.
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